Shipping Times: Please allow 5-10 business days for your order to arrive. 


Out of every excuse we have to not work, this is probably one of the best ones, especially because it's true. 

T-Shirt Specs:

  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton 
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

    Long Sleeve Specs:

  • 6.1-ounce, 100% cotton
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves and hem; Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

  • Pullover Hoodie Specs:
  • 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
  • Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
  • Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
  • Decoration type: Digital Print

  • Can't Work Today, My Arm is in a Cast